Translation: De Staat “Witch Doctor”

Oh little sicky, seems to be the pain?
(Hello Patient, how can I help you?)
Got all these herbs, don’t mean a fucking thing
(Doctor does not need herbs/drugs to visualize healing)
I am the little witch, with the magic tricks
(He is the man who can heal someone with Intent)
Mistrust the White House, come and get your fix
(Don’t trust the governments, they have been suppressing this knowledge, come to me instead to get healed for free)

It’s not about the numbers, what you feel is real
(Money is nothing. Trust your feelings, mistrust your thoughts “You have been programmed”)
Crystals, rays of light, the taste of orange peel
(Energy healing 101. Light workers, and well, the taste of orange peel 🙂
Open the mind, change the mind, that’s how we achieve
(Educate yourself and think outside the box, that is how you raise your potential)
Can’t hurt to try right?
It’s what I believe

Witch doctor
Witch doctor
Witch doctor
Witch doctor

I taste the green when you come here and complain
(Most people with talents smoke weed to self-medicate to kill dreams of the future for instance. Less is more.)
I’ll give you cleanliness, while I make it rain
(He cleans the chakras, balances and manipulate the conscious EM field (CEMI field theory)
I’m a corpse eating vulture, who tells you how to feel
(He takes the “death/black/sickness” out of you and consumes it)
Don’t trust the white coats, I’ll make you a better deal
(Don’t trust the medicinal industry, they want to make money of you, The witch doctor does it out of compassion and unconditional love to next of kin)

Put a needle in the cheek so you turn the other one
(White coats/doctors put a syringe in you and inject some toxic medicine with insane side-effects, because they don’t work, you need one in the other cheek aswell)
Come back tomorrow, we’ll never get it done
(It’s a merry go-around of neverending medication. Next one up, the one that treats the sideffects of the first…second and third medicine you were given. Afterwards, more medicine)
Open the mind, change the mind, that’s how we achieve
(I know of no more encouraging fact than mans unquestionable ability to elevate themselves by conscious endeavour. -David Thoreau)
Can’t hurt to try right?
(Doesn’t cost a thing.)
It’s what I believe

Witch doctor
Witch doctor
Witch doctor
Witch doctor

Pacifying a violent man – That’s the kind of Magic Michael can.

This story was retold to me by the bartender Rasmus of Heidi’s Beerbar in Sønderborg.

I was wasted that day and have poor memory of the event, but apparantly that did not keep me from working my magic on someone who was excessively violent on that day.

Here is how the story was retold to me:

Saying hi to a friend and Bartender at Heidi’s Beerbar. He opens up telling me how cool it was that I hypnotized and completely pacified some guy who was in a fight last weekend. (I dont remember it, i was drunk)

Apparantly I “told” him, to go sit down, relax completely and await being picked up by the police. So he did, if I got the story right.

I do remember the part where the police tried to move him and he was not particularly fond of that. He was still stuck in hypnosis and I had to go tell the police, sorry, I gotta wake that man up, I hypnotized him. I snapped my fingers and awake he was, ready for the police to take him away 🙂

Peace restored,
Admin happy 🙂

Admin helps guy quitting cigarettes with Hypnosis.

Well, it is not that I really planned to become a hyponotizer or whatever such people are usually called, yet I somehow ended up becoming one anyway.

It started one innocent day at my previously favorite bar, Havana (It’s closed now, and I found a new fav.) There were not too many people around, and a guy was standing next to me while I was hanging out in the bar talking to one of the bartenders. I ask him, not really sure why, but I do: “Do you want to quit smoking?”
The following conversation amounted:

Admin: “I might be able to help you to quit smoking. I have helped a few other people with other problems recently, so it might work against smoking aswell. Wanna give it a shot? It wont cost you a thing.”
Man: “Oh man if that works i will be forever grateful!”
Admin: “Allright, lets do this then…”
Admin: “I need you to close your eyes and breathe deeply. Inhale through the nose, exhale through the mouth and notice that the air you inhale is colder than the air you exhale. (I kinda copied that from my first and only meditation class back in January or February.)

The guy starts doing what I ask him to do and I place my hand on his shoulder. But somehow I dont “feel” it, whatever that means (I never did something like this before, so how should I know how it should feel? *Intuition*)

A few weeks prior to this particular event, one of the bartenders in said bar inspired me to grab a candle to “extract energy” from it. All she did in reality was to hold her hands around the candle as she had cold hands I placed my hands around hers and I told her: “that’s a good idea…” She said: “What is?” to which I responded: “to take energy from the light, maybe I can use that in healing so I won’t get super tired like I did the previous few times.” It worked, I tried it later, no tiredness.

Funny enough, this girl seemed to be teaching me stuff without knowing it herself.

Back to the smoker guy..

I put my hand on one of the lights in the roof, and put my hand back on his shoulder and asked him to close his eyes again.

I think to myself: “holy shit, thats alot of power, now it will surely work..”
I tell him: ” When I snap my fingers, you will take a cigarette from your pack, go outside, light it up, taste it and conclude that this is the worst shit you have ever tasted and you will cough and feel ill for a few seconds. Subsequently you will never want to smoke again and you will hand me the rest of the pack.”

I snapped my fingers… guy goes out the door. I curiously follow him to see what would happen. He lit it, tasted it, disliked it, tossed it, coughed and grabbed a nearby pole as if he did not feel well. After 5 seconds he recovered, put his hand in his pockets, grabbed his pack of cigarettes and gave it to me. Awesome! Free cigarettes!

We spoke about what had happened, and he told me that the first time (without light) he felt nothing, but with light, he felt alot differently. Kinda wierd…. I find it wierd!

I don’t know if the man smokes today, in fact I don’t even remember what he looked like, but I hope it worked 🙂

How to wake up your friend with style, while practicing wu-wei.

Well, back in December  2014 I moved into a friends appartment for a while. Alot of storms were announced and I was not sure the wooden cabin I was living in at that time could withstand the brunt of the storm. So, I took refuge at a friends appartment. Little did I know that I would end up staying there untill March 1st.

At some point in January or February 2015, I had been invited to a meditation class. I had never attempted to meditate before this. It would appear to me as a waste of time to sit around for 2 hours to do absolutely nothing. I mean shit… I usually can’t sit still for more than a few seconds at a time before something MUST happen, otherwise I get bored…

Anyway, i went there. While I was sitting there with closed eyes some symbols started to appear seemingly on the inside of my eyelids. They were “a cogwheel” “a large white 2D heart drawing” “a mitochrondria”

I was puzzled by the appearance of these shapes. They were kinda on a black background as everything is black with eyes closed… Quite logical, but the shapes were white.

I found that entertaining and continued meditation at my friends place. At that time I apparantly only required 2-3 hours of sleep pr. day, so at night I would try out various meditation practices.

A guy had adviced me to try to meditate to some of my favorite music… So I gave that a shot and uhm… the result was kinda wierd, mindboggling and just plain unreal…

At around 3:00 AM at night, I decide to meditate to Dream Theaters “The great Debate”

I sit there on the floor with my laptop in front of me and a candle while having earplugs with the music in my ears… would be silly to stuff em up my nose anyway… so ears it was!

After 3-5 minuttes of me just sitting absolutely quietly in a totally dark room (apart from laptop and candle) I can hear the wooden floor creek and feel it vibrate. My friend awoke in the next door room.

Friend: “What are you doing?”
Me: “I am meditating, why do you interupt me?”
Friend: “What was that?”
Me: “What was what?”
Friend: “My entire room lit up”
Me: “I dont know man, I just sat here, i’ve seen nothing.”
Friend: “But how could you not have seen that?”
Me: “I dont know man, my eyes were closed and i am not even in your room….”

Well, add to list of wierd stuff happening: “Shining a white light, lighting up an entire appartment.” it was one of the first REALLY wierd things that happened to us.

Completely impossible to light up that entire appartment with a laptop monitor and a candle. So, it was time to search for answers and oh boy did I find them! More about that later. The funny thing is, the song I was meditating to had the lyrics: “Do we turn to an unearthly Guide or all the white coat “heroes” trying to find a cure?Turn to the light, don’t be freightened of the shadows it creates.” -Dream Theater The great debate.

Magic mushrooms as cure for personality disorders

It would appear, that my wish to tear appart the medicinal industry wacko application of toxic chemicals, is slowly manifesting itself 🙂

After conducting abit of research on the topic of psylicube cubensis (magic mushrooms/liberty caps) and their practical application in healing emotional pain and even personality disorders, I found something very very interesting. They can apparantly cure the deep emotional scars which appear to be the root cause for many personality disorders.

Over the course of aproximately one year I have been more or less silently observing people around me for behaviours that are abit different.

People who enter temporary catatonic state. Kinda like a very short trance where they switch from being present to being mentally absent for a while. How can I see this? Well, they usually just stare straight into the air not moving and not changing focus.

Some get caught and wander around seemingly absent minded (day dreaming)

The people who conduct this kind of behaviour are usually clustered. (groups)

After having talked to some of them, a persistent pattern of emotional distress had been found.

-Some cried unexplainably for apparantly no reason when they are alone.
-Some hear voices while not sleeping or dreaming.
-Some turn 180 degress and switch personality.
-Reduced social activity (staying at home, not talking to anyone but very few people with the same symptoms)
-Lack of motivation
-Inability to determine what is real and what is unreal. (I must admit, this is sort of a liquid concept these days.. reality that is.)
-Having terrible nightmares/insomnia
-Inability to recognize people and situations (amnesia)
-Disassociative behaviour (taking distance from certain things that invoke emotions that cannot be integrated into the self, and thus is dissasociated from, often creating a split personality trait. (Multiple personalities)
-Feeling possesed (taken control of)

Neither of the above symptoms could be explained by drug or alcohol abuse. Hence these issues are fairly serious and can seriously impact a persons private and social life.

I was intent on finding a cure for this aswell!

During my research on psylicube cubensis, I had a skype conversation with an Indian shamanic healer. He explained that many of those symptoms are in line with schizophrenia, but, that is mostly caused by the presence of “spirits” and can be healed.

He went on to explain how spirits can enter people during periods of emotional distress. He also explained how alcohol and certain medical components can cause further susceptibility to “possession” by spirits.

Spirits can jump from person to person, yeah well, in general he said they can be nasty critters, but they can be removed and should be.

The question of course arose: “How do I get those out of people?”

Well he explained the following:
The patient and the shaman both drink a tea of either ajhuaska, Iboga, Peyote or Psylicybin.

According to him, it grants “spirit vision” and as such the shaman can “conjure” or summon (make appear) other spirits of the good kind who can be “put into patients” to force the “evil” entity out. This is apparantly a painful process for the patient, mentally, but when its over, people report a feeling of a heavy weight being lifted of their shoulders.

What this essentially means, is that the medicine people get from doctors to treat the symptoms actually open up for the spirit gateway, so that nasty ones can enter. The underlying cause, the spirits themselves remain behind and wreck havoc.

I asked which spirits could help with such things. He said alot of indian names that I can’t spell. He went on to add old gods from various religions.

Now this was all facinating, but I still could not grasp how he could “put a spirit into someone” I was trying to imagine the scenario. An indian dude standing trying to stuff some creature into a person through the mouth…

He said is easy, the spirits are there to help and will do what they need to do. He said they come in various sizes, small and big. He giggled, some are bigger than a house but still fit in a human.

I found this very interesting. Hallucinogenics seem to not really cause hallucinations, but “clear vision” or clearsentience. He explained how he was always able to “sense” them but not see them without the teas.

The tea essentially gave him the ability to see what he could feel, and when it can be seen, it can be confronted/removed/put into someone etc.

So, the solution to not developing schizophrenia is apparantly very simple:
Sip tea with a shamanic healer, have him “stuff” a spirit into you and relax till its over. Sounds simple…

As an added bonus, I got an answer I had been seeking for a while. Since he mentioned that spirits can jump from person to person, I inquired if that could happen if someone was conducting reiki on someone? He said yes, it is very possible, but, he went on to explain that it is the way he finds out how people feel and what they are suffering from.

What he explained was that when he was healing someone, he would be able to feel what the person is feeling. He explained how that was invaluable tool in finding the right spirit for the job.

Next time, I will write about my experiences in practical application and subsequently how spirits can “talk through you” (Being a psychic medium) and even make you do things. (control you)

The pieces are slowly coming together 🙂